Guest Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Find a buyer in Japan, that will pay a million bucks, and keep it a secret forever. Getting the money would be the challenge though, as well as finding a qualified buyer, and getting the body out of the country would not be easy, but I suppose the buyer can figure that out. Body parts have been spotted in the wild BTW, but you have to be at the right place, right time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockape Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 <Find a buyer in Japan, that will pay a million bucks> Good plan. Maybe then you'll pay me that $20 you owe me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sixxgunner Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 Another great topic of discussion. Love this forum. The question does make you really think... Thanks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 24, 2015 Share Posted October 24, 2015 (edited) <Find a buyer in Japan, that will pay a million bucks> Good plan. Maybe then you'll pay me that $20 you owe me. What? The 50 lbs of 'suspected' Squatch Scat wasn't enough? There is more where that came from. Your supposed to do analysis on it, not roll around in it though... Edited October 24, 2015 by Wag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarArcher Posted October 25, 2015 Author Share Posted October 25, 2015 Find a buyer in Japan, that will pay a million bucks, and keep it a secret forever. Getting the money would be the challenge though, as well as finding a qualified buyer, and getting the body out of the country would not be easy, but I suppose the buyer can figure that out. Body parts have been spotted in the wild BTW, but you have to be at the right place, right time. Wouldn't have to go that far. Go to Vegas and visit the casinos. They'd pay a real fortune. Me? I'm a bit more mercenary. I don't hunt these things, and I don't even like these things. But I'd at least try to get a full body MRI scan, have the gut pile transferred onto tissue slides - hundreds and hundreds of them - and I'd have an auction. Highest bidder. And he can deal with it. I'll be in the Holiday Inn Express. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Find a buyer in Japan, that will pay a million bucks, and keep it a secret forever. Getting the money would be the challenge though, as well as finding a qualified buyer, and getting the body out of the country would not be easy, but I suppose the buyer can figure that out. Body parts have been spotted in the wild BTW, but you have to be at the right place, right time. Wouldn't have to go that far. Go to Vegas and visit the casinos. They'd pay a real fortune. Me? I'm a bit more mercenary. I don't hunt these things, and I don't even like these things. But I'd at least try to get a full body MRI scan, have the gut pile transferred onto tissue slides - hundreds and hundreds of them - and I'd have an auction. Highest bidder. And he can deal with it. I'll be in the Holiday Inn Express. Nope, has to be a secret, and go out of country. No other way unless you already have a buyer lined up in the states, that just want it for a private collection. There is the fake Patty suit thing that few have seen and no one has photographed thats in someones office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockape Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 <Find a buyer in Japan, that will pay a million bucks> Good plan. Maybe then you'll pay me that $20 you owe me. What? The 50 lbs of 'suspected' Squatch Scat wasn't enough? I used it to fertilize my tomatoes. They grew 8 foot tall but when I went to pick them they'd turn blurry and disappear so I could never get one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2015 Share Posted October 26, 2015 (edited) <Find a buyer in Japan, that will pay a million bucks> Good plan. Maybe then you'll pay me that $20 you owe me. What? The 50 lbs of 'suspected' Squatch Scat wasn't enough? I used it to fertilize my tomatoes. They grew 8 foot tall but when I went to pick them they'd turn blurry and disappear so I could never get one. Dude, fess up, you rolled around in it!! Cmon....then you halucinated all that. Pretty weird, considering where I got it from, not a very squatchy area....hmmmm... Edited October 26, 2015 by Wag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 28, 2015 Share Posted October 28, 2015 I think the biggest hurdle is getting something of that size in your truck!! OK now it is in my truck according to your original posting. My first picture will be a selfie of me and squatchy and I will post it on the bigfoot forums for you guys to see. That is first!!! Next I am calling my local bigfoot researcher and asking him what to do with the thing. Then I would call the local TV stations and get this on record with them. I am not a big believer in Govt conspiracy theories but my concern would be where I shot it at. That will have to come out in the open and the authorities will know so that is my biggest worry is shooting this thing in a national forest. I will let the researchers decide when to call the authorities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FarArcher Posted October 28, 2015 Author Share Posted October 28, 2015 Just make sure you shot it in Texas. Whether or not you shot it in Texas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roguefooter Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 First I would buy a freezer. Then I would get a great media spokesperson- like Tom Biscardi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JiggyPotamus Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 The first thing I would do is ensure that I have some insurance. I would take numerous tissue samples for preservation, as well as collect others to send to multiple DNA testing labs. All this before I even alert the world and scientific community to my find. I would videotape as much as possible, including the removal of the tissue samples and hair samples. I would also back up as many pieces of evidence as possible, and would immediately take measures to hide the material evidence where only I can find them. Then I would probably send evidence to someone I trust, just to hang on to in the event that something happens and this evidence is needed to confirm that a bigfoot really was recovered. Those are the first basic things I would do, as my top priority would be to ensure that such a discovery could not feasibly be covered up. It is true that there is some evidence to suggest that the remains of individuals of giant stature have been sent to various scientific institutions, including the Smithsonian, only to have these artifacts inexplicably disappear, along with the knowledge that such material ever existed in the first place. However, the only evidence I am aware of to support this conclusion comes from purported eyewitness testimony. So there is only circumstantial evidence instead of direct evidence, thus it is really difficult to know what is true. I have written at length of the scientific community's treatment of this subject, and basically I agree with your assessment- great measures seem to be taken to completely ignore not just the existence bigfoot, but the very possibility of the existence of bigfoot. However, it is completely understandable for the scientific community not to accept the current evidence as proof, and despite the fact that there are some truly scientific scientists, meaning that they would never deny the possibility of something for which there is evidence and which cannot be proven to be impossible, but there are numerous scientists who apparently do not think like true scientists. Regarding an apparent agenda where the preservation of specific scientific ideas are concerned, I partially agree. For instance, there is compelling evidence for the idea that multiple ancient civilizations travelled across the open oceans and arrived in places like North and South America. Some of the artifacts that have been discovered in America leave room for no other possible conclusions to be drawn, aside from hoaxes of course. And despite the fact that modern scientific methods have been applied to the study of the authenticity of some of these pieces, mainstream science has done absolutely nothing. I say "mainstream science" in a particular sense, namely groups or organizations to which all of the funding goes. There are individual researchers who do their own work, but they lack the resources available to the mainstream groups, and likely do not possess the same weight or influence. Science in general, even though it is supposed to be about the truth, is just as much about politics, power, and money in modern times. There are influential groups who provide money for research, and of course many of these sources of funding come with strings attached, since these organizations or business entities most certainly have agendas. There is ample evidence to suggest that science is not "pure," meaning it is not always about using the scientific method to reach the truth. I do not wish to imply that this permeates the entirety of the mainstream scientific community, because it does not. But scientists are humans, with their own biases, beliefs, and agendas, and they fall short of the mark where integrity and/or objectivity are concerned on some occasions. It would be foolish to state that there are no scientists out there who are harshly critical of the idea of sasquatch because they personally do not believe in the animals. There are definitely scientists out there who do not bother to look at the available evidence, and instead simply outright deny the possibility of the existence of sasquatch based upon emotion. Because they are not basing their denial on rational thinking or logic, because if they were they could not outright the possibility of existence, although they could utilize logic and "science" to arrive at the conclusion that there is not enough evidence to prove existence itself. Denying the existence of sasquatch is not the same as denying the possibility of sasquatch, and this simple truth is what sets those truly rational scientists apart from their more emotional counterparts. As far as the military is concerned, I believe that it would be impossible for them not to know of the existence of sasquatch. Having been in the military I have a good idea as to how things work. What would happen is something like this- there would be some soldiers or airmen or marines out doing a patrol, or watching some security monitors or something, and they see a sasquatch. They would investigate and let us assume that they gather some type of physical evidence. The first thing they do is report their find to their immediate superior. This superior officer or enlisted individual would then go up the chain of command, and things would continue by this method. Depending on the time of day and who is on duty it may be only a matter of hours before word has reached someone with nearly unlimited authority. There will come a point in the CoC where the information is sent to a specialized unit or group, so it is hard to say how far up the chain the information will travel before it is diverted or stopped. It may only need to reach somewhere below the base commander, depending on the specialized units that are tasked with handling a particular type of event, or it may only need to reach the base commander. Or it may go all the way up the Chief of Staff, or even the president, just depending on the details and protocols already in place. But someone would be tasked with doing something, and the military, being compartmentalized, is well-suited for secrecy. The government operates on the same principle when it comes to national security and sensitive information. There is no doubt about these ideas at all, as they are facts. The big unknown is WHY such information would not be released in the first place. Remember though that the military is under no obligation to report to the people, especially not where the discovery of an unknown animal is concerned. The government is supposed to represent the people, but there is a very grey area when it comes to national security, which acts as a blanket idea to keep information under wraps. Anyway, any military installation within an area populated by sasquatch is eventually going to come across evidence of these animals. The only evidence that has made it to the public has come from military individuals who were involved in the recovery or dissemination of such information on a military base or other installation. It has been claimed that the military has captured direct evidence, if not proof, of the existence of sasquatch, but to date nothing has been made public that would positively prove this point. This does not mean that they witnesses are lying however. I will bring this to a conclusion by again talking about what one should do in the event that they recover a sasquatch body. First, document everything with a video recording device, then make multiple backup copies of this evidence and do not store them in the same location, and do not make your storage locations available to anyone unless you can trust them. Take a scalpel or any other sharp instrument and remove pieces of tissue from the animal, and store them. I would probably store some in a refrigerator, but also might try to dehydrate some of the samples for dry storage, although I have no idea what effect this will have on the genetic material. Along with these tissue samples, I would also remove some teeth from the animal and hide these as well. The genetic material within them will likely remain viable for testing and study for a long period of time, regardless of storage temperature. Along with your own personal samples, take it upon yourself to collect samples for testing. Send these to various DNA laboratories. Do all of these things before you tell the world what you've got. Do all of the collecting and documenting I mean. You do not need to wait for the results of your samples or anything, as this will take a while. After you have ensured that you have retained enough evidence to prove your case even if the body is confiscated, THEN start making phone calls. I would probably attempt to get in touch with a scientist that I know could be trusted with a bigfoot sample. Someone like Dr. Meldrum, since he actively searches for evidence of sasquatch, and also has some pull and stature within the scientific community. I would then call a national media outlet, hoping for nationwide coverage as opposed to local coverage. The latter would be more easy to cover up in my opinion. Listen, I am not saying that I believe 100% that the body would be confiscated and then "lost," but what I am saying is that I would not take that chance. Honestly though there is nothing you can do to prevent such a thing from happening, which is why it is important that you have another way to prove your case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frap10 Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Plussed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 29, 2015 Share Posted October 29, 2015 Y'all no friends of Bigfoots! Not that I hope y'all get hit with a big sasquatch muffin, ......NOT.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWWASAS Posted October 29, 2015 BFF Patron Share Posted October 29, 2015 Potamus probably has the best written narrative of what to do with a body I have read. Much of it needs to be in place before a body is in your possession. Figuring out what to do on the fly after you have the body is going to result in it being confiscated if not done carefully. There are so many levels of government agencies from DNR, law enforcement, Forest Service, military, who will think they have more right to a BF body than you do. They will be lining up to take it away from you. You can be sure if some humanoid bare foot is seen by law enforcement sticking out from under a tarp in the back of your pickup, the body will be confiscated in the spot and one of several agencies will be trying to figure out what charges to file against you. I do not know that there is a government coverup, but you have to assume there is. Just emailing or calling someone would raise flags if the government cares about public knowledge BF. Contacting Meldrum openly might not be a good idea. I have actually discussed with him what I would do should I find something like a skull or skeleton. And it does not involve openly discussing it with a phone call. Something like walking unannounced into a lecture hall with a BF on a gurney where he is teaching to a large group of students present may be the safest way to reveal it to the public. The more qualified witnesses who know what you have before any sort of public announcement, the better. Two or three buddies who see the thing can be silenced with government threats. But a dozen who have seen it would be harder to control. For me the whole thing would be a nightmare. I want no part of it. It is just too hard to pull off as an individual without a large organization to help deal with all the issues involved. But with a large organization, someone is going to shoot their mouth off and leak before you are ready for it to be public. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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