Florida 1969 - 3 Floridians Hope to Capture Baby Bigfoot Near Portland

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Published on March 10, 1969 in Florida Today, Cocoa (FL).  Because everyone knows you can just hop in your car, drive to Oregon, and capture a baby Bigfoot.  Plus, I swear that I only included the nude hitchhiker story because of how I have to clip articles in Newspapers.com.  (Bet you'll read the story now.)