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Why Do You Want To Find Bigfoot ?


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Bigfoot babes ?

Sure! even them Bigsfoot gals need a little luvin every now and then. B)

From An Introduction to Fats Waller: His Best Recordings 1928 - 1942; Best of Jazz, 4006.

fats.jpg[spoken]

Who's that walkin' 'round here?

Mercy!

Sounds like baby patter!

Baby elephant patter, that's what I calls it!

Say, up in Harlem,

At a table for two,

There were four of us,

Me, your big feet and you!

From your ankles up, I say you sure are sweet,

From there down, there's just too much feet!

Yas!

Your feet's too big!

Don't want ya 'cause your feet's too big!

Can't use ya 'cause your feet's too big!

I really hate ya 'cause your feet's too big!

Yeah!

Da-dee-do-dah, wan-ga-der!

Where'd you get 'em?

Nyah-da-dum!

Your girl, she likes you, she thinks you're nice,

Got what it takes to be in paradise;

She says she likes your face, she likes your rig,

But, man, oh, man, them things are too big!

Oh, your feet's too big!

Don't want ya 'cause your feet's too big!

Mad at you 'cause your feet's too big!

I hate you 'cause your feet's too big!

[spoken]

My goodness, those are gunboats!

Shift! Shift! Shift!

Oh, your pedal extremities are colossal!

To me you look just like a fossil!

You got me walkin', talkin' and squawkin',

'Cause your feet's too big, yeah!

[spoken]

Come on and walk that thing!

Oh, I never heard of such walkin'! Mercy!

Your... your pedal extremities really are obnoxious.

One never knows, do one?

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As an avid wildlife photographer in my spare time I decided 2+ years ago that I have the gear, the transportation and the drive to look into the possibility of their existence.

I had no idea that my path would take me into a world flipped upside down by the approach of two creatures interacting with a vocalization, chest thump (?) and limb snap, two of us caught in the middle witnessing what felt like an alien encounter.

The reason I now want to find, photograph, film, collect audio and physical evidence of their existence is because I've been completely convinced of their existence. Now having had several encounters since, I've learned so much yet know so little. Nothing known in our forests can vocalize what we witnessed.

First I want to see for myself, prove to family and friends that they are a very real species. I hope to gather film evidence and put together a documentary of my experiences in the future. I'm extremely determined and driven considering the experiences I've had to date. From what I've learned I know I'm completely capable of pulling off what is seemingly impossible. All I need is another close approach and I'm all over it.

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Sure! even them Bigsfoot gals need a little luvin every now and then. B)

From An Introduction to Fats Waller: His Best Recordings 1928 - 1942; Best of Jazz, 4006.

fats.jpg[spoken]

Who's that walkin' 'round here?

Mercy!

Sounds like baby patter!

Baby elephant patter, that's what I calls it!

Say, up in Harlem,

At a table for two,

There were four of us,

Me, your big feet and you!

From your ankles up, I say you sure are sweet,

From there down, there's just too much feet!

Yas!

Your feet's too big!

Don't want ya 'cause your feet's too big!

Can't use ya 'cause your feet's too big!

I really hate ya 'cause your feet's too big!

Yeah!

Da-dee-do-dah, wan-ga-der!

Where'd you get 'em?

Nyah-da-dum!

Your girl, she likes you, she thinks you're nice,

Got what it takes to be in paradise;

She says she likes your face, she likes your rig,

But, man, oh, man, them things are too big!

Oh, your feet's too big!

Don't want ya 'cause your feet's too big!

Mad at you 'cause your feet's too big!

I hate you 'cause your feet's too big!

[spoken]

My goodness, those are gunboats!

Shift! Shift! Shift!

Oh, your pedal extremities are colossal!

To me you look just like a fossil!

You got me walkin', talkin' and squawkin',

'Cause your feet's too big, yeah!

[spoken]

Come on and walk that thing!

Oh, I never heard of such walkin'! Mercy!

Your... your pedal extremities really are obnoxious.

One never knows, do one?

Great song and although I appreciate your sentiments towards gals of the Bigfoot persuasion...they're not my type.. :D :D .and I'm happily married anyway. :D

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Hey lets not forget the possiblilty of them being lonely? or that their numbers may be so few. That out of desperation they may try to force someone to join their clan. Women and children are at the highest risk for kidnapping. Then the guys if they got daughters that can't find mates from a different group. Survival is just as important to them as us, maybe more?

This thread is funny to me and others but it may not be to some witnesses that have had a bad scare. :(

please consider that. thanks tracker.

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Why do you want to find Bigfoot ?

In response to the basic original question.. why?

It's like bird watching, or people trying to find something specific.

It's a hobby, interesting, gets me out of the house and into the great outdoors.

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Hi all, been a while since my last post. My old name has been removed, so I shall start anew. I would love to just see a real live Big black shaggy just for my own curiosity. Then there will be no doubt. I have talked to several people who have seen bigfoot. I find these folks credible, and hopefully my sighting will happen. To actually possess a body would be like hitting the lottery.

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In response to the basic original question.. why?

It's like bird watching, or people trying to find something specific.

It's a hobby, interesting, gets me out of the house and into the great outdoors.

My reasons are similar....fly fishing, photography get me outdoors doing something as does keeping a sharp eye open for Bigfoot.

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To satisfy my curiosity. I want to be close enough to see the color of its eyes, the face clearly, and live to tell the tale. An I fearless? In some ways yes! Will I be scared? HELL YES!! :lol:

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Why do I want to find Bigfoot? With Gold nearing $1400 an ounce, I want him to take me to his secret stash of shiny yellow metal. :lol:

Seriously though, I'd like to see the species on the books as endangered. We can't set aside habitat acreage for something that doesn't exist. With that said, I don't think we need to do anything "for" them, other than set aside certain land parcels for them to exist without "us" destroying their habitat. If the species has indeed come to a bottleneck as some theorize, it would only take the destruction of a few "Home Ranges" to destroy the species entirely. We don't need to do that. Chris B.

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Well he found me, I want to return the favor kinda. :huh:

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  • 9 months later...

To answer your question why do you want to find a Bigfoot I personal want to know that they truley exist and to prove the existence of bigfoot. The method I would pefer is No kill probably to find a dead body or bone fragements ( Loren coleman stated to look in porapine dens to try to identifie the remains of a Bigfoot). But I have no promblem with the pro kill side to prove that Bigfoot exist.

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