Guest thermalman Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Let's say you were out hiking or camping, deep in the woods, when you stumbled upon a dead Squatch. Some time later, after the initial shock and excitement wore off, you decide to examine the corpse. Upon a closer examination, you find a microchip embedded in the body! What would you be thinking and what would you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobbyO Posted September 12, 2012 SSR Team Share Posted September 12, 2012 Run as fast as i could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest VioletX Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Wait for the imminent arrival of the mother ship ; ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 I'd cut off a bit of the corpse and bag it, and then run away, then I'd wait for the Men In Black to show up on my doorstep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockape Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 I wouldn't get close enough to notice a micro-chip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EABiker Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 If it is chipped, I would assume it was someone's lost pet. I would then bury "Fluffie", so the kids would think that maybe he's just out for a long walk and will be back. I'm sure they would rather have some hope, rather than being heartbroken. After a week or so, I'll bet they even quit putting pancakes and garlic out on the back porch for it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sasfooty Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 I wouldn't be overly surprised. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Twilight Fan Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Call the Men in Black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest wudewasa Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 (edited) 1) Cut off a piece of obscure steak, brag about it while posting no pics, and start a thread about it on BFF. 2) Implant the microchip in a mangy bear and store the rest of the carcass is a freezer. 3) Start a cryptic thread on BFF called "Screw your yellow collared skunk ape, I have a squatch with a microchip!" 4) Clean the skull and only let MM see it if he wears a pink tutu and fairy wings while singing "I'm a Little Teapot" on Finding Bigfoot while dodging zagnut bars that Bobo gleefully throws at him. 5) Have Meldrum and Biscardi wrestle in hydrocal for the right to observe dermal ridges on the feet of the squatch. Saskeptic will referee the event. 6) Tell Wally Hersom that "Money can't buy everything, you have to find it yourself sometimes." 7) Call up Whitton and Dyer and say "NYAH NYAH!" 8- Make "Jack Links" my biotch. 9) Ask Melba Ketchum "Why are you still sequencing when I have the goods?!" 10) Use some of my funds generated by my notoriety and fame to keep BFF running for as long as it can! Edited September 12, 2012 by wudewasa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Twilight Fan Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 If the Men in Black didn't show up..... Call Matt Moneymaker and let him deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest VioletX Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 And if Matt Money maker can't deal with it... Call my Mum, she always has advice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Twilight Fan Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 And if your mum is clueless... Call the guy who played "Dad" in "Harry and the Hendersons!" He has first-hand experience in matters like these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest VioletX Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 (edited) And if 'Dad" from Harry and the Hendersons is too aged and senile... We will form a very specialized ad hoc Bigfoot Forums team to go to the site,some by parachute and some in the BFF landrover. (but this is only as a last resort) Edited September 12, 2012 by VioletX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Twilight Fan Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 ^OK, fair enough by me! So long as I can be a part of the BFF Team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest VioletX Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 ^OK, fair enough by me! So long as I can be a part of the BFF Team. Allright your in! Now who else? : ) Anyone...anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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