Cotter Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Well, I'd first change my shorts. Take a pile of photos. Take a sharp knife, remove foot. Get the heck out of dodge. Store the 5 toes in 5 separate locations, send remainder of foot to Dr. Meldrum. Call in sick to work. Stay at a friends house for a few days, see if there is any heat at my house. If there is heat at my house, send my friend there to pick up a few changes of clothes. See what happens. Edit: Wait!??! The BFF has a landrover? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest VioletX Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Well, I'd first change my shorts. Take a pile of photos. Take a sharp knife, remove foot. Get the heck out of dodge. Store the 5 toes in 5 separate locations, send remainder of foot to Dr. Meldrum. Call in sick to work. Stay at a friends house for a few days, see if there is any heat at my house. If there is heat at my house, send my friend there to pick up a few changes of clothes. See what happens. Edit: Wait!??! The BFF has a landrover? lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 Hummmm, it depends on what I had with me to collect anything with and how bad it smelled. Because if it is bloated the minute you sliced into the flesh the smell would knock you down. No discovery is worth vomiting over to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thermalman Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 (edited) LOLLING.......all to funny!! I'd post my find here and wait for the skeptic assault, not produce a thing, let the post run for 5 years and 252 pages.........then............PROVE IT! Edited September 12, 2012 by thermalman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 The way I look at it, that mcrochip is my birthright. I'd be damned if any MIBs are gonna put their greasy MIB hands on my birthright. So I'd hide it in the one place I know I could hide something. My *ss. Five long years, I'd wear that microchip up my *s, if that's what it takes. Hope that helps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 ^^^ROFL -WWWD? What Would Walken Do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Walk back 50 ft or until body is blurry. Take a few pics and a short video, all the while shaking the camera. Cast a couple of prints then post cryptic hints on the internet about my groundbreaking find. Promise to deliver pics, video and DNA on a certain date, then back out of the promise the day before the unveiling. When properly chastised I will remind people that I have a life and the evidence needs more time. Go play golf and dissapear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 ^^^ROFL -WWWD? What Would Walken Do? Yep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TexasTracker Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 lol.... clearly, you guys are desperate for some good news from the woods... Ace, that's the funniest stuff I've read in a long time. My wife came out to see what I was laughing about.... good times.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Luckyfoot Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 (edited) Take as many photos as possible (if possible) ,cut off whatever I felt I could carry out- head maybe. Bury the body and make a map. I would definately take the chip. I read this thread,then thought about it for a little awhile before I responded. There could be a lot of fun to be had with that chip. 1) On the way home buy a burger and give it to a homeless man with chip in it. It would look like Bigfoot went for a drive and is wandering around downtown to whoever's tracking the chip. 2) Attach it to a train. 3) I would personally attach it to my neighbor's cat. It would be interesting to be close enough to see if anybody tries to retrieve the chip. And I don't like cats. 4) Stop at a hotel or highrise, go to the top and place chip there. Yowza, now it looks like Sasquatch checked in @ the Holiday INN. I wouldn't get rid of the chip, not right away. Edited September 14, 2012 by Luckyfoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest peter Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Upon a closer examination, you find a microchip embedded in the body! What would you be thinking and what would you do? my first thought would be .gov I'd take a few pics (for my desktop) then leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockape Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 The way I look at it, that mcrochip is my birthright. I'd be damned if any MIBs are gonna put their greasy MIB hands on my birthright. So I'd hide it in the one place I know I could hide something. My *ss. Five long years, I'd wear that microchip up my *s, if that's what it takes. Hope that helps. Like they wouldn't find it there. Especially if it is also a tracking device. Some guy that makes Anton Chigur look like Mr. Rogers will show up at your door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 16, 2012 Share Posted September 16, 2012 (edited) Attach the chip to some migratory bird like a swallow. Or..............hide it in a snowglobe and post it to MM as a 'present' from a 'fan'. Edited September 16, 2012 by therinkydinktink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest okiesquatchartist Posted September 17, 2012 Share Posted September 17, 2012 The way I look at it, that mcrochip is my birthright. I'd be damned if any MIBs are gonna put their greasy MIB hands on my birthright. So I'd hide it in the one place I know I could hide something. My *ss. Five long years, I'd wear that microchip up my *s, if that's what it takes. Hope that helps. Hahahaha I just watched that Saturday. Classic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 19, 2012 Share Posted September 19, 2012 #4 is funny as hell! Wouldnt get that close as the smell might detour me a few miles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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