the parkie Posted September 19, 2012 Posted September 19, 2012 I'd remove the microchip, go home and embed it in my wife. If by the next morning she was covered in hair then she could lay on the floor by the fireside whilst our rug is at the cleaners.
Guest Posted September 21, 2012 Posted September 21, 2012 (edited) Chances are it would be some goober like me that this would happen to. I'm picturing myself in a scenario similar to The Big Lebowski: Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get ya a toe. Believe me there are ways dude, you don't even wanna know about em believe me. Hell I can get ya a toe by three o'clock this afternoon, with nail polish. Edited September 21, 2012 by CTfoot
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