Guest thermalman Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 (edited) #20 Always share your Jacklinks with BF to avoid confrontation. Edited September 15, 2012 by thermalman
Guest BFSleuth Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 #21 - the evidence of Bigfoot exists because Bigfoot is impossible, therefore we don't need to look at the evidence.
Guest SquatchinNY Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 #22 Squatches can follow you. Do NOT tick them off.
Guest BFSleuth Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 #23 - if you don't know BF morse code, beware what you are broadcasting with your wood knocking....
Guest SquatchinNY Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 #23.5 After woodknocking, hide, fast!
Guest BFSleuth Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 .... I was just searching unsuccessfully for the account of a particular BFF member that was car camping alone in the woods, did some wood knocking and got an immediate thunderous reply from a distance away, then more big knocks on a rapidly approaching trajectory, screams.... he ended up spending the night huddled in his van clutching a gun as the big guy lambasted him for quite a spell. I think he must have questioned the lineage of the BF's mother or something....
Guest thermalman Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 (edited) #24 Never..........never.......play dodge-rock(ball) with BF! Edited September 15, 2012 by thermalman
Guest SquatchinNY Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 LOL Dude: Yo Bigfoot, you need some per-fume! Bigfoot: GRRRRR
Guest Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 #25 - Remember all that time you spent reading about the lizards down the chimney woman? Yeah, you're never gonna get that back...
Sunflower Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 #26, Always, when possible, bring bait. Hubbies make good bait.........bwaaaahhhh!!!
Guest Jack Wild Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 #27. If Bigfoot is harassing your family in the wee hours of the morning by hanging around outside and looking in your windows, simply set up some trail cams. He'll never be back!
Guest VioletX Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 28, Blurry Bigfoot shots are something of a problem, (to say the least), but don't worry, the new Iphone has a new Ap called ApSQUATCH, so now you can take ultra sharp pictures-It's about time!!!
Guest SquatchinNY Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 29 Bigfoot likes to nibble on toes. Always sleep completely under a blanket.
Guest Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 Rule #30 Use Bobo as a standard of measurement. For example, the squatch was 1 and 1/3 Bobo's high.
Guest VioletX Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 29 Bigfoot likes to nibble on toes. Always sleep completely under a blanket. What a naughty boy! Rule #30 Use Bobo as a standard of measurement. For example, the squatch was 1 and 1/3 Bobo's high. lol!
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