Guest thermalman Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 (edited) #20 Always share your Jacklinks with BF to avoid confrontation. Edited September 15, 2012 by thermalman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BFSleuth Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 #21 - the evidence of Bigfoot exists because Bigfoot is impossible, therefore we don't need to look at the evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SquatchinNY Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 #22 Squatches can follow you. Do NOT tick them off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BFSleuth Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 #23 - if you don't know BF morse code, beware what you are broadcasting with your wood knocking.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SquatchinNY Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 #23.5 After woodknocking, hide, fast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BFSleuth Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 .... I was just searching unsuccessfully for the account of a particular BFF member that was car camping alone in the woods, did some wood knocking and got an immediate thunderous reply from a distance away, then more big knocks on a rapidly approaching trajectory, screams.... he ended up spending the night huddled in his van clutching a gun as the big guy lambasted him for quite a spell. I think he must have questioned the lineage of the BF's mother or something.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest thermalman Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 (edited) #24 Never..........never.......play dodge-rock(ball) with BF! Edited September 15, 2012 by thermalman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SquatchinNY Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 LOL Dude: Yo Bigfoot, you need some per-fume! Bigfoot: GRRRRR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 #25 - Remember all that time you spent reading about the lizards down the chimney woman? Yeah, you're never gonna get that back... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunflower Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 #26, Always, when possible, bring bait. Hubbies make good bait.........bwaaaahhhh!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jack Wild Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 #27. If Bigfoot is harassing your family in the wee hours of the morning by hanging around outside and looking in your windows, simply set up some trail cams. He'll never be back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest VioletX Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 28, Blurry Bigfoot shots are something of a problem, (to say the least), but don't worry, the new Iphone has a new Ap called ApSQUATCH, so now you can take ultra sharp pictures-It's about time!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SquatchinNY Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 29 Bigfoot likes to nibble on toes. Always sleep completely under a blanket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 Rule #30 Use Bobo as a standard of measurement. For example, the squatch was 1 and 1/3 Bobo's high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest VioletX Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 29 Bigfoot likes to nibble on toes. Always sleep completely under a blanket. What a naughty boy! Rule #30 Use Bobo as a standard of measurement. For example, the squatch was 1 and 1/3 Bobo's high. lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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