Guest Posted September 15, 2012 Posted September 15, 2012 Haha sorry, it's the Scottish sense of humour. Tends to be pretty dry, and pretty sarcastic on occasion! Rule #31 Once you're a Bigfoot, you do not talk about Bigfoot. You do not talk about Bigfoot (fight club reference for anyone wondering)...
Guest OntarioSquatch Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 (edited) Rule #32 Once you get amazing footage, change your legal name to Roger Patterson (the second)! Edited September 16, 2012 by OntarioSquatch
salubrious Posted September 16, 2012 Moderator Posted September 16, 2012 Dunno if its a rule but if you get good video, tell everyone but don't show it!
Guest wudewasa Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 Scotsquatch, you have found the newest form of measurement in the field of squatchery- the "Bobo." James "Bobo" Fay's bodily dimensions are the new standard to be used to quantify the evidence of bigfoot. For example, the blurry, bipedal form in this image is precisely 1.5 "bobos" in height. The footprint that we found was .58 "bobos" long. The stride of the figure in this film is 1.3 bobos. Yup, we can prove these critters are for real now! lol
Guest SquatchinNY Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 LOL Wud #33 Measuring in the form of "Feet(ft) can make BigFOOT mad.
Guest teria Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 # 34 If you're a child home alone at night...KEEP CURTAINS TIGHTLY CLOSED!
Guest VioletX Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 #35 100% Bigfooters will be tuned in to watch next seasons Finding Bigfoot, less than 10% will admit to watching it.
Guest Jack Wild Posted September 16, 2012 Posted September 16, 2012 #36. Making longterm contact with Bigfoot Clan (Jane Goodall style) A. Send Bobo with bacon. (Bobo + bacon = happy Squatch) B. Try wood knocking the Close Encounters music (hand signs are optional) 1. If they rythemically throw small rocks back at you it may be working 2. If they throw large rocks try the theme from Born Free while slowly retreating C. Give them one empty Coca-cola bottle and see what zany stuff that leads too D. If you come across a decayed Crumbling Statue of Liberty....oops, something has gone terribly wrong!
Guest VioletX Posted September 17, 2012 Posted September 17, 2012 #36. Making longterm contact with Bigfoot Clan (Jane Goodall style) A. Send Bobo with bacon. (Bobo + bacon = happy Squatch) B. Try wood knocking the Close Encounters music (hand signs are optional) 1. If they rythemically throw small rocks back at you it may be working 2. If they throw large rocks try the theme from Born Free while slowly retreating C. Give them one empty Coca-cola bottle and see what zany stuff that leads too D. If you come across a decayed Crumbling Statue of Liberty....oops, something has gone terribly wrong! haha!
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