BobbyO Posted July 20, 2011 SSR Team Posted July 20, 2011 (edited) Why did the Sasquatch cross the Road ........... ?? Edited July 20, 2011 by BobbyO
bipedalist Posted July 20, 2011 BFF Patron Posted July 20, 2011 Is Sasquatch more likely to delimb his prey on a bad hair day?
Rod Posted July 20, 2011 Posted July 20, 2011 Boxers or briefs? That said... If the sas is so intelligent, why haven't they evolved to clothe themselves with animal skins, or at least moccasins to disguise their tracks???
Guest COGrizzly Posted July 20, 2011 Posted July 20, 2011 Huh, we should put this thread up on Comedy Central or something. I did not realize I'd get so many funny responses! And some good questions too. Bones/body from HR - I think you probably have heard all of the "excuses" - 1. They are so rare to begin with, whens the last time you found bear bones in the forest? 2. Perhaps they bury their own. Maybe nibble on 'em too. 3. Like many animals that sense when they are dying, perhaps they go to a very hidden place? 4. They don't exist. I totally derailed my own thread - this is about the questions, not the answers!
Rod Posted July 20, 2011 Posted July 20, 2011 I totally derailed my own thread - this is about the questions, not the answers! It's all good.
Guest bsruther Posted July 20, 2011 Posted July 20, 2011 Are there any Bigfoots that didn't get the memo on trail cams? If so, where can those uninformed Bigfoots be located?
Guest toejam Posted July 20, 2011 Posted July 20, 2011 What the hell else goes Whoop Whoop Whoop with a massive lung capacity, breaks tree limbs, chest thumps (sounds like) and sounds very human, yet all animal in our North American forests? (personal experience) I already know the answer and that's why I'm on this site.
beerhunter Posted July 20, 2011 Posted July 20, 2011 Are female bigfoot smarter than the gals on The Jersey Shore? Yes, and female bigfoot eat less, don't spray on tan, are less hairy, and smell better!
Guest Posted July 20, 2011 Posted July 20, 2011 Do bigfoot discuss human sightings on their mind meld forum? Inquiring minds want to know.
Doc Holliday Posted July 20, 2011 Posted July 20, 2011 (edited) What is the Sasquatch? is BF our our replacement when the world goes POP December 2012?link to mayan calendar article ( & no, i dont "buy " into the whole apocalypse deal either) Edited July 20, 2011 by slicktrick
Rod Posted July 20, 2011 Posted July 20, 2011 As juveniles, do they harbor an inferiority complex because of small feet?
Doc Holliday Posted July 20, 2011 Posted July 20, 2011 how do they deal with ticks? or maybe does BF really like beef jerky, or is jack links just hoaxing all of us?
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