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What Is The Best Sasquatch Question Ever?


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Do they refer to us as, "Little Foot" or "Small Foot"?

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My Q would be, Why do Bigfoot hunters on tv like the show finding Bigfoot, when they get a thermal hit and think it's the big guy, why do they change locations and search some where else? Why not have a concentrated search in the area of the possible sighting?

They dish off to the local chapter when they come up empty. if they showed that part it would kill the show so they leave you hanging.

JMO

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If a male sasquatch says something and a female sasquatch is not there to hear it,

is the statement still stupid?

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dav

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If a huge BF fell over dead in the woods, and no one was there to hear it, could I still hear my wife bitching?

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Question: "Sasquatch, we know what bears do with rabbits...do you use them to clean your butt too?"

Poor Bun-bun....

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How much wood would a bigfoot knock if a bigfoot did knock wood?:)

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If they are discovered. How will it affect my family? That is, what kind of new laws will we have to deal with?

Guest Biggie
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Question: "Sasquatch, we know what bears do with rabbits...do you use them to clean your butt too?"

Poor Bun-bun....

That reminded me of this pic. I couldn't resist.

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Does bigfoot really know what a camera is? Have they seen photos and know that is what humans are doing when they hold something up to their face and point it at them? Do they realize humans are trying to capture their image to prove they exist? Do they think we are trying to harm them when we point a camera at them? Have they been blinded by flashes from a camera and that is why they avoid them?

What ever happened to the Bigfoot who had several guest appearances on the 6 Million Dollar Man? Is he friends with Harry from Harry and the Hendersons and the one from the beef jerky commercial? Do they hang out and are they the ones who sent out the memo about cameras? Maybe they didn't want other Bigfoot to steal their spotlight.

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On ‎7‎/‎20‎/‎2011 at 6:50 AM, Guest FuriousGeorge said:

Along the same lines as the two posts above, my favorite is "Why have there been no roadkill recoveries?"

I can't think of any other land animal in the United States that hasn't been creamed. If bf can sense cars and understand the relationship with the road and physics so they just hide in the bushes when a car comes, what about the dashboard shots like the one in Georgia? Obviously hiding in the bushes when a car comes didn't make it into his gene pool. Surely the instinct to dart across the road at the last second when a car comes will catch up with at least one bf. Birth defects or injuries would also play a role in a roadkill scenario. Poor vision, hearing, or an inability to run well would be a factor but we still have no roadkill.

I am betting that logging trucks have killed at least one...and there is no way the public would ever find out about that.  Shovel...and shut up.

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