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Guest Thepattywagon
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General, according to the Bigfoot Evidence blogger, you said the following about the 'Bigfoot Adult and Bigfoot Youth': “Bad body order x 12 mixed with a coyote.â€

Could you clarify whether your statement regarding the odor did include both the sample AND the young one that died in your arms, or were you referring to only the sample. I recall your statement on here, but don't recall anything about the smell of the little one.

Thanks, General.

Guest parnassus
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RW

We all have our own ideas of what Ketchum will report. While the whole story is fascinating, I don't see the SS as being important to possess. Besides, no offense, but how would one know what one is getting? That is one of the core issues, isn't it? The mere fact that Ketchum doesn't have it all is good enough for me.

Not to mention: Based on Bill Munns fundraising result, I imagine I could raise about a buck forty and a bucket of warm spit.

Guest maximusnow
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While proof of the Big Man is just around the corner, I have been pondering on how to take advantage of such a discovery.

I have questioned my morals and came to the conclusion that, I should be the first to start a pay site of Sasquatchian porn. To all of my friends in this forum,

I will be changing my call sign to Pimpsquatch. Please do not think of stealing my idea, as I have already mailed my idea, to myself (Poor Mans Patent !)

Think of the possibilities......

1) Adult Toys ( Squatchanator 2000) or blow up (Yetti betty) :o

will keep you wood knocking at all hours.

2) Fragrance ( Yowie wowwy!) :whistle:

Did you know that Skunk oil is an ingrediant in most toiletries?

3) Sports drink (SAS) -------> Thirsty ? put some SAS in your A%s!:rock:

4) Even liquid paper (Squatch out) DNA cant prove it was there.

Regards,

Maximus

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+1, Maximus. That was pretty good!

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I say sell the sample to Biscardi. For some reason he has been the appointed Squatch spokesman by the mainstream media, so when he claims something, attention is brought to it. If you want the Sierra Shooting to get national attention, he's your boy. If it's real, there is nothing to worry about. If it's all a ridiculous hoax, who better than to take the fall than Biscardi. Wouldn't be the first time. At that point, he probably sues the general for his money back, plus damages for selling him a piece of a cadaver, and then general gets what he should for putting us all on for over a year. That's of course if it's fake. If it's real, general gets paid, Biscardi is redeemed, and it's all good.

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Thanks for signing up Driver. As a father myself, I can understand how you must have felt as soon as the children appeared.

Something changed inside me when my child was born: I became the Protector. This goes not just for my child but for all children.

Amen my friend, Amen. To you from me. :wub:

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I say sell the sample to Biscardi. For some reason he has been the appointed Squatch spokesman by the mainstream media, so when he claims something, attention is brought to it. If you want the Sierra Shooting to get national attention, he's your boy. If it's real, there is nothing to worry about. If it's all a ridiculous hoax, who better than to take the fall than Biscardi. Wouldn't be the first time. At that point, he probably sues the general for his money back, plus damages for selling him a piece of a cadaver, and then general gets what he should for putting us all on for over a year. That's of course if it's fake. If it's real, general gets paid, Biscardi is redeemed, and it's all good.

Biscardi is unredeemable because he's a carny trying to latch onto any strap of fame and fortune he can. His stench will immediately render the sample a fake, and no one will take it seriously. The story will be DOA. I'm on the fence about this whole incident just because it's so sensational. If Biscardi enters the picture, I'm out the second I'm made aware of it, and I'll never look back. I'm thinking of bailing now just because his name is being mentioned.

Guest Thepattywagon
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I say sell the sample to Biscardi. For some reason he has been the appointed Squatch spokesman by the mainstream media, so when he claims something, attention is brought to it. If you want the Sierra Shooting to get national attention, he's your boy. If it's real, there is nothing to worry about. If it's all a ridiculous hoax, who better than to take the fall than Biscardi. Wouldn't be the first time. At that point, he probably sues the general for his money back, plus damages for selling him a piece of a cadaver, and then general gets what he should for putting us all on for over a year. That's of course if it's fake. If it's real, general gets paid, Biscardi is redeemed, and it's all good.

All it will take is one sniff of the sample and Biscardi will be talking 'real deal'.

I agree; if TB is high bidder, his money spends like anyone's.

Moderator
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General & Derek

My suggestion for you two is to stay silent and wait till it is done. :) You have the evidence and there is no rush.People can wait!Patients is virtue. :)

Guest slimwitless
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Maybe Wally Hersom should buy it and put and end to this madness.

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Maybe Wally Hersom should buy it and put and end to this madness.

Amen!

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By now it has freezer burn, Wally probably doesn't want it at this point.

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Guest slimwitless
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Freezer burn? Can't be any worse than Ötzi the Iceman.

otzi_iceman_2.jpg

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Freezer burn? Can't be any worse than Ötzi the Iceman.

otzi_iceman_2.jpg

I loved the documentary on the Iceman recently. Really cool, and they were able to extract DNA. Also discovered that he had blockage in one of his arteries, which surprised them a little because while he was in his 40's (old for back then), he ate an all natural diet and lived a very active lifestyle. He basically had the same heart health of a man in his 40's today.

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