Guest thermalman Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 Meldrum would be the first call I make, then take the body/specimen to the nearest location of his choice. Might be an interesting drive if it is a hot day in slow traffic. OH YAH! Ewwwwwww.
Guest Thepattywagon Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 First thing I'd do is copyright the name 'Trunk Ape'.
Guest Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 + 1 on calling meldrum first. I'd personally stay clear of police and media. I don't want anyone knowing other than who I choose to know. Jeff would be first. I'd also steer clear of Matt moneymaker. Just my personal preference.
Guest Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 or perhaps collected from the researchers shorts & used to notify "next of kin" I just spewed my coffee on my monitor.
Guest Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 (edited) I would be calling John Green first! The man deserves it! Edited May 16, 2012 by AlbertaSasquatch
Guest OntarioSquatch Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 lol put it in a large cooler and call tom Biscardi
Guest Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 As for the dead one, I would freeze him somewhere even if I had to buy the large freezer myself. I would do the same as the live one above, samples etc. By freezing him, it would buy me time to ponder my options. Note- i bolded any words having to do with freezing, or freezers ! After the Georgia boy's incident- good luck getting ANYONE to believe you have a dead bigfoot in a freezer ! I think just about all news outlets and any serious researcher is gonna run for the hills when/if you tell thim this...
bipedalist Posted May 16, 2012 BFF Patron Posted May 16, 2012 Yep, it'd be worse than yelling Tsunami at the beach, for sure.
Guest BFSleuth Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 Yep, it'd be worse than yelling Tsunami at the beach, for sure. I had a friend do that once, but that was on Phi Phi island 12/26/04. Unfortunately nobody on the beach listened. She survived by tying herself to a palm tree.
Guest OntarioSquatch Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 And that my friends is why it is wrong to hoax eh?...
Guest gershake Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 Sedation, sedation, sedation. That way it won't hurt as much when it gets hold of you. Hahahaha, plussed
Guest Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 Let's say I know where and when there is going to be a Bigfoot within 400 yards. Assuming I remain undetected, how would I go about capturing this 6'-8' beast? Since I'm not a veterinarian, I don't have access to tranquilizers so what would I use to immobilize the creature from a distance? There doesn't seem to be anything available to the public for anything less than 15 feet as in a Taser gun. A trap is not practical, neither is tainted bait. Obviously one could snipe the animal in the legs...and wounding Bigfoot is FAR better than killing him, right? Any ideas?
Guest Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 Brainwave entrainment: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainwave_entrainment.
Guest Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 Brainwave entrainment? I need something that would REALLY work!
Guest toejam Posted May 16, 2012 Posted May 16, 2012 How about smother yourself in peanut butter and go wait by a salmon run?
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