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Why Would A Sassy Eat Food Nailed To A Tree?


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normal BF behavior, as deceived by many, is skittish, elusive, and avoiding humans.

Deceived? Described?

Many creatures can be described as being skittish, elusive, and to avoid humans. This has been proven. However, until SSq is proven to exist and is studied, normal behavior is assumed.

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Okay, so some say Bigfoot is as smart as us humans... yet not smart enough to know that ribs don't grow on trees? Maybe Bigfoot is smart, but the obvious escapes it?

Hey, anyone know if there was bbq sauce on those ribs?? :)

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Okay, so some say Bigfoot is as smart as us humans... yet not smart enough to know that ribs don't grow on trees? Maybe Bigfoot is smart, but the obvious escapes it?

I assume IQ varies from SSq to SSq. I know a few humans who would think nothing of eating ribs nailed to a tree.

Hey, anyone know if there was bbq sauce on those ribs??

In Texas the best ribs don't need sauce. However, if these ribs came from WalMart, they were covered in something resembling sauce from some obscure kitchen in Bentonville.

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I think Bigfoot is smart, and I think this one very well knew ribs don't grow on trees, but sometimes... when you see something tasty, sense goes out of the window. :) . (It works that way with me)

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I think Bigfoot is smart, and I think this one very well knew ribs don't grow on trees

He wasn't too smart if things occurred as described.

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WRabbit said:

I know a few humans who would think nothing of eating ribs nailed to a tree.

Well, as much as I hate to say this - I know you're right.

In Texas the best ribs don't need sauce.

I lived in Dallas for 3 years - Sonny Bryan's became my second home.. You're absolutely right. Which brings up another excellent point. What self respecting Texas Bigfoot - would eat ribs from Wal-Mart? Why didn't the TBRC latch onto this idea? ;)

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I can't believe people are buying this. The specific mask has been identified, for Petes sake. Even if it were true, If such an animal existed in this area, it would have to be extremely clever and careful to have made it this long. (I live and work VERY close to this location, it is extremely populated) Wouldn't it be extremely wary of another predator simply leaving fresh meat unprotected? I do agree with Nalajr's point about smart old hogs. These animals would have to be way more careful than a fricken' hog. Everything about the entire situation screams hoax to me. There have been countless details which have not added up.

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Sonny Bryan's became my second home.

I live in far north Dallas (almost Plano) and have a Sonny Bryan's restaurant two miles from me. Needless to say, I eat there often. However, nothing beats the original location off Inwood for atmosphere.

Speaking of ribs, Hard Eight BBQ is one of the best. Their ribs would have been my choice for Squatchin' , even though nailing them to a tree would be criminal in my book.

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If the reports are true , this individual was older and reduced to scavenging . It had become habituated to being around humans and lost it's "edge" ..

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If the reports are true , this individual was older and reduced to scavenging . It had become habituated to being around humans and lost it's "edge" ..

I assume this "older" BF had rotten teeth and was in bad physical condition. If a bullet to the head didn't kill him, gnawing and digesting WalMart ribs would have surely done him in.

Other than the original 911 call and follow up news reports in 2009, I haven't seen anything to indicate there was recent BF activity in the area. One homeless guy who has lived on the site for almost two years stated he had never seen a BF there.

With recent developments in the BF world, it's safe to assume there were no ribs, hammer, nail, or tree involved in this fictitious event.

I hope this doesn't open the floodgates. This may be a good time to lock the thread. :keeporder:

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Other than the original 911 call and follow up news reports in 2009, I haven't seen anything to indicate there was recent BF activity in the area.

That JB guy interviewed two people who had sightings there just recently.

h t t p : // www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RFFI11VE00

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If the reports are true , this individual was older and reduced to scavenging . It had become habituated to being around humans and lost it's "edge" ..

he should have turned in his wings...

(Silly top gun reference)

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