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Know where your UFO is at all times.

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And don't leave your keys in the ignition of your UFO or the stupid teenage hairless ones will take it for a joyride around town!

You will have a lot of fun explaining that when you get back to your home planet, dimension, or wherever your brush nest is!!

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Never leave home without "Grendal's Insta-Blur," great for those pesky little hairless things with cameras. 

 

Green eye-shine means, "pesky little hairless things nearby;" red eye-shine means, "fresh roadkill along Route 101 over past the bridge." 

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more silent than whisper....

 

darker than moonless night...

 

in the shadows therein....

 

we seek our brethren...

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more silent than whisper....

 

darker than moonless night...

 

in the shadows therein....

 

we seek our brethren...

with a woop woop here

 

and a woop woop there...

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Who can get the closest to them without being seen...

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Knock three times on the cedar if you love me...

 

Twice on the pines - if the answer is no, dear. 

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If we're going songs, then Hey, babe: Take a walk on the wild side.

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Three knocks?

Sporting wood!

:)

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Hello All,

Spook-eh, oh-oo-whoa, ahh-right I sey Spook-eh..........

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Classics Four, I believe. I heartily agree!

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"leave no trace" pretend you're a cow!

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...........chase hairless one back to their car and laugh all the way..............ha............ha

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What is it like to be 'it' in hide and seek?

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