1980squatch Posted August 6, 2014 Share Posted August 6, 2014 Know where your UFO is at all times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wingman1 Posted August 7, 2014 Share Posted August 7, 2014 And don't leave your keys in the ignition of your UFO or the stupid teenage hairless ones will take it for a joyride around town! You will have a lot of fun explaining that when you get back to your home planet, dimension, or wherever your brush nest is!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trogluddite Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 Never leave home without "Grendal's Insta-Blur," great for those pesky little hairless things with cameras. Green eye-shine means, "pesky little hairless things nearby;" red eye-shine means, "fresh roadkill along Route 101 over past the bridge." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbedfoot Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 (edited) more silent than whisper.... darker than moonless night... in the shadows therein.... we seek our brethren... Edited August 9, 2014 by clubbedfoot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clubbedfoot Posted August 9, 2014 Share Posted August 9, 2014 more silent than whisper.... darker than moonless night... in the shadows therein.... we seek our brethren... with a woop woop here and a woop woop there... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Midnight Owl Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Who can get the closest to them without being seen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trogluddite Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 Knock three times on the cedar if you love me... Twice on the pines - if the answer is no, dear. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incorrigible1 Posted August 11, 2014 Share Posted August 11, 2014 If we're going songs, then Hey, babe: Take a walk on the wild side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norseman Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Three knocks? Sporting wood! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiflier Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Hello All, Spook-eh, oh-oo-whoa, ahh-right I sey Spook-eh.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incorrigible1 Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Classics Four, I believe. I heartily agree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiflier Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 Hello Incorrigible1, Bingo dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daveedoe Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 (edited) "leave no trace" pretend you're a cow! Edited August 12, 2014 by daveedoe 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgerm Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 ...........chase hairless one back to their car and laugh all the way..............ha............ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotter Posted August 12, 2014 Share Posted August 12, 2014 What is it like to be 'it' in hide and seek? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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