Guest ChasingRabbits Posted July 28, 2016 Posted July 28, 2016 The image of a giant all mellowed out and getting munchies is too good. Thanks hiflier!
Guest Cryptic Megafauna Posted July 28, 2016 Posted July 28, 2016 Next subject DMT and Sasquatch, that could get cosmic.
bipedalist Posted July 28, 2016 BFF Patron Posted July 28, 2016 (edited) Makes you wonder if Eastern enlightened hominins like Yeren, Almasty, etc. are more familiar with the various uses and antioxidant properties of said weed. As an aside I am not feeling a buzz but my postcount is down 4000 of so posts with the new platform? Edited July 28, 2016 by bipedalist
guyzonthropus Posted July 29, 2016 Posted July 29, 2016 One cannot discount the possible roles psychotropics may have played in the cognitive and social development of BF. Virtually every culture mankind has come up with has integrated these substances to one degree or another. 1
guyzonthropus Posted July 29, 2016 Posted July 29, 2016 "Yeah....I got it off one of the pinks.....it's pretty good stuff....... I call it 'screaming dwarf' ....yknow? He he he he..." "Yeah...funny...he he he he...you get their cooler, too?" "No, but they had this box of ding dongs in their tent....here" "Duudphsh! Theeesh rrrrgh ghrrheath!" 1
Guest ChasingRabbits Posted July 29, 2016 Posted July 29, 2016 Regarding au naturel hallucinogens, jimson weed could be something BFs can chew on and get a high. Also the psilocybin (magic) mushrooms require minimal processing (like cooking) and can be used immediately. But this is only provided that BF physiology can get high from these things. For all we know typical "human" foods like hotdogs, peanut butter, Milky Way bars, etc. might get 'em high.......
guyzonthropus Posted July 29, 2016 Posted July 29, 2016 The mushrooms would certainly have an effect. Parodies noted reports of the BF's eating mushrooms in the Hoopa region, or that locals thought they do...so if they're already picking specific species then they may have a more extensive mycological knowledge than we suspect. While I don't know if any psilocybin/amanita species are indigenous to every area frequented by BF's, perhaps that's what all the migration is about, or even the reported trading with NA' s in the past. It's been postulated that humans actually developed basic agricultural techniques in order to provide supplies of psychotropic plants for their shamans, so who's to say BF aren't "Party Mushroomspore"s of a sort? Maybe it all started when some UC Humboldt grad student was trying to come up with unique items for gifting the forest giants out behind the dorms.... "If this doesn't get their attention, I give up!" Months later he's out placing mason jars, agar kits, and works by Huxley out on tree stumps....let the games begin! That's when they really started playing with our minds!
guyzonthropus Posted July 29, 2016 Posted July 29, 2016 That was supposed to be Paulides not parodies....
guyzonthropus Posted July 30, 2016 Posted July 30, 2016 Doh! And it wasn't supposed to be "party mushroomspore" it should have read "Patty Mushroomspore" as akin to Johnny Appleseed.... dang that spell check and my apathetical approach to proofreading!
hiflier Posted July 30, 2016 Author Posted July 30, 2016 Hmmm, now are we sure that that is the problem GZ? Or have you perhaps been out partying a bit with a Patty spore yourself Perhaps a little too much habituating, LOL. You know with the chest sizes these creatures have I'd be a little surprised when the bong comes back around that there's anything left for us skins. The true definition of party animals hee-hee. 1
guyzonthropus Posted July 30, 2016 Posted July 30, 2016 Lol! Now I guess we're even on who owes who a keyboard....... It does quite rather redefine "habit-uating" doesn't it? As for the their chest size, well...you oughtta see the bowls they load! "Dang, bro! That was half my bag!" "'Party Being', thank you very much!" Or is it "relict party hominid"?
hiflier Posted July 31, 2016 Author Posted July 31, 2016 LOL, excellent. And thanks for getting the hab pun. Thought you'd like it.
guyzonthropus Posted July 31, 2016 Posted July 31, 2016 You set 'em up, I'll knock 'em outta the park! As for the device, I do recall Jerry crew remarking that culverts had been tossed around...."nah...too small...find another one....hey! is that a drum of ethanol?"
JDL Posted August 1, 2016 Posted August 1, 2016 Home brew some beer so yeasty that you can chew it, then put a couple of gallons of it out. Supposedly that works for yeti. Puts them to sleep.
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