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1 hour ago, guyzonthropus said:

"Contributing to the delinquency of a.....Well.....err....uh...whatever that thing is! It's obviously stoned out of its big furry mind! You're coming with us, sir, and animal control will have to deal with your...ummm...friend"

 

If you made it through security, the BF would no doubt end up in a drawer next to all the giant skeletons that have disappeared over the years....labelled "anomalous hominid" or maybe "nothing of interest, honest!"

or GIANTS!!!

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On ‎7‎/‎31‎/‎2016 at 9:47 PM, JDL said:

Home brew some beer so yeasty that you can chew it, then put a couple of gallons of it out.  Supposedly that works for yeti.  Puts them to sleep.

 

We actually tried that (along the lines of the Zana story) with sugar loaded fruit juice and/or concentrated koolaid laced with a copious amount of PGA and put surveillance equipment in the location.

 

All we got were photographs of intoxicated raccoons with a diabetic condition.

On ‎8‎/‎1‎/‎2016 at 4:33 PM, hiflier said:

Well, it's a bit cuter than "dinner" or "my little marshmallow" at least. A BF with the munchies could mean a peck o' trouble.

 

Draw a vector between the pot patch and the nearest Golden Arches and your ambush plan is complete!

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Or nearest tent with a box of ding dongs........

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