Bigfoot Boredom

[guyzonthropus]

Too funny Shadow! I guess things must be slow if even Norse is going from 

 

"No way! That's creepy on so many levels..." to "I'm picturing Patty in lingerie." four or five posts later (his next!....didn't take too long to get there, did it, brother? And I'm the sick one....)

 

but like I always say..."if it doesn't have fur, it's either too young or the wrong species"

(sure, that may not narrow it down too much, but this is the first forum, oddly enough,  that this aspect ever came up....hmmm)

[Lake County Bigfooot]

Yah it is sometimes hard to blog anything because everything seems to have already been said a zillion times. Yesterday I was watching Wild Japan, it is on Discovery or Animal Planet, I forget. Off the coast of Japan to the south a series of Islands stretching 750 miles or so dots the pacific. Several interesting things, one unrelated, a group of people live into their 100s routinely, and call 80 young and are active into their 90s and beyond, they eat only food they cultivate, and cultivate seaweed in underwater farms for soup. The active lifestyle and diet seem to give them superior health and aging to us westerners, question, how long do Sasquatch live? Is the Sasquatch diet healthy?

 

The more related item was that on another small island monkeys and deer have formed an interesting relationship, the monkeys will actually ride on the deer like horsey back, well at least until the deer gets sick of it, it seems like they do it for fun, or affection. The deer rely on the monkeys to drop food to them as they are feeding high in the canopy, it is very interesting to see how side by side such different creatures can live. Insert the coyote and the Sasquatch...What is exactly that relationship...we know that at times Sasquatch will kill and eat coyotes, but it seems that they interact with them in hunting deer. I wonder if they don't just use the coyotes to herd the deer to them as they lie in wait. Either way there will be a whole lot less boredom when we can finally get some real long term observation of the creatures in the wild, many books and documentaries will follow, and I think that Sasquatch will one day be on everyone's radar.

[guyzonthropus]

I m just waiting for the BF porn to go mainstream......for Norse' s sake, of course.. no more shady forest theatres..no more hidden shames...lol

 

j/k!!  Lol

[Guest Cryptic Megafauna]

1 hour ago, guyzonthropus said:

I m just waiting for the BF porn to go mainstream......for Norse' s sake, of course.. no more shady forest theatres..no more hidden shames...lol

 

j/k!!  Lol

Just search R. Crumb and Bigfoot on Google images.

You will be enlightened. 

[Twist]

I'm most definitely NOT going to be looking that one up and I'm afraid to ask how you know about that. Lol

[MIB]

There's plenty of it out there.  Every time I go to Amazon to search for new bigfoot books I might have missed there's less substance and more porn.    

 

MIB

 

[WSA]

Anyone who has ever searched the BF titles knows it is out there. The sociologist in me just wonders what the audience demographic is, and what umm, nerve is this hitting with that readership. (and no, I'm really not asking to be educated here) It just goes to show you there are more bizarre ideas out there than the rather ordinary one of a bi-pedal hominoid unclassified by science. 

[Guest Cryptic Megafauna]

5 hours ago, Twist said:

I'm most definitely NOT going to be looking that one up and I'm afraid to ask how you know about that. Lol

Probably the most famous comic illustrator who had a fetish and sometimes it involved Bigfoot.

There, I did it for you.

 

[Lake County Bigfooot]

So maybe bigfoot are bored with us, I mean all we really do is spend copious amounts of time in front of that flat lighted thing, and the smaller flat lighted thing, and less and less time outdoors. They probably have to wonder we are eating, but then they see the fast food bags in the garbage and know we are in poor health. Occasionally they see one of us running or walking fast and wonder what we are chasing or running from. God forbid they actually see us searching for them, they might get a laugh out of that. They see our metal boxes that carry us around, and wonder how we make them go so fast. Or if perhaps they could outrun us. They see our loud birds in sky and wonder what the heck is it. We define there space daily, and they continually adapt. While we are bored about not having more real knowledge of them, they are bored about everything they learn about us. After all, we are really not all that exciting....are we?

[Twist]

Hey now, I'm exciting as heck, I spend my time throwing an orange ball thru a round hoop or throwing bent "sticks" at a stick in the ground!!!  On that note, I've been hit with a horseshoe in the ankle before, not fun, I'd hate to see a BF get his hands on one and toss it at me!!

[Lake County Bigfooot]

Children, on the other hand, that is interesting....they seem to have a reckless abandon for enjoyment...sometimes spending countless hours doing stuff, throwing objects, running in circles chasing each other, screaming in delight, bouncing on the bouncy thing, or swinging from metal trees. I mean if Bigfoot are interested at all in us adult humans behavior, well that remains to be seen, but children actually do interest them, perhaps simply because they actually seem to know real enjoyment and pleasure, where as we adults have dulled our senses to the point that we cannot taste those childhood dainties of the imagination any more than we can rouse ourselves from our recliners, and when we do we are too busy to suffer the imagination such a place in our schedule. Perhaps that is part of the allure of the Sasquatch to us humans, it gives pause to our routine and kindles the lost senses of what might be, those childhood ponderings that seemed to have no limits.

Edited August 26, 2016 by Lake County Bigfooot

[SWWASAS]

On 8/21/2016 at 9:47 AM, norseman said:

There are no fossils of humans in North America? Run that by me again?

 

First thing that pops into my mind is Kenniwick man.

Kenniwick man was not fossilized and his bones were so well preserved that authorities thought it was a modern human burial or possible murder victim until they found the spear point in his hip.     If BF strayed into the same alkaline soil conditions and was buried one could expect old bones may someday be found.     But lack of trees is one reason the soil is alkaline to begin with.    Fossil formation is basically the replacement of calcium in the bone with other minerals that are more stable and capable of lasting millions of years (permineralization), casting where voids fill with silicates in groundwater, or carbonization under great pressure.     Fossils have to form in sedimentary rock, commonly sandstone, and normally requires the presence of  groundwater.     There is very little sedimentary rock in the PNW.     That present is millions of years old and covered with layers of basalt.    Not conditions one would expect to find anything that lived in the last 200,000 years.      By definition, something younger than 10,000 years is not considered a fossil no matter what form it has.      Fossilization  process takes 100's of thousands if not millions of years with perfect conditions.     Far longer than humans are thought to be in North America.     

Edited August 26, 2016 by SWWASAS

[SWWASAS]

On 8/23/2016 at 6:09 AM, Lake County Bigfooot said:

One puzzling aspect of Sasquatch behavior is that they do make sounds that reveal their presence. Maybe it is that the vast majority of humans simply do not process those sounds as anything unusual, but it even seems that when the humans are fully aware of the presence of the creature, they still will make vocalizations and wood knocks. It is this type of behavior that surprises me, if your existence is pretty well dependent on remaining hidden, why would you reveal your presence to the primary threat to your existence. I know they can be discreet in that behavior, and at times will not use any vocalizations, or any that are not imitation. Other times it is almost as if they are communicating with the other side, meaning humans. Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to be seen by the driver that almost hit it...Could they actually be interested in making contact of some type with humans? I know of the stories some tell of these communications, I am not suggesting that, although I cannot rule that out either.

I have a theory that BF at times sends out single pulses of infrasound.    I have discovered several single pulses on an audio recording lasting over a period of several minutes.      I have no idea why other than it may be similar in purpose to their wood knock thing so BF in the area know some other BF is present.   That infrasound pulse would carry for miles beyond what a wood knock would.      Whether BF can hear them because their eardrums are larger, or they feel them with their huge chest cavity is up to conjecture.     Those that carry a digital recorder in the field may be getting infrasound detection that you cannot hear with your ears.   A graphics trace may show it if you know what to look for.      The problem being that infrasound is pretty much non directional in nature.     A single pulse is just a passing pressure wave.  I suppose with some sort of sensor array hooked to a computer you could determine direction based on when the wave arrived at different sensors just like you can with earthquakes.       The other problem is that infrasound has other origins.       A falling boulder,  boulders bumping in rivers,  falling tree,  distant thunderstorm, all are natural sources of infrasound.      My infrasound detector will detect a thunderstorm considerable time before you can hear thunder and know a storm is approaching. 

[Guest Cryptic Megafauna]

Infra sound can be used for communication

[guyzonthropus]

Sheesh! I can't believe that you guys, of all people, are so easily fooled by all that stuff up on Amazon and other so called authentic websites that display and promote all that "BF porn"!!!

I mean, after all, it's so blatant and obviouslyy hoaxed! Forget hidden seams, on dang near half of them you can clearly see the zipper pull tabs, not to mention even a couple of store price tags in that one...How did this get past you all? Just because it says it's based on possibly real true stories, doesn't mean the cover art depicts actual events or proportions.....really, now....really?

 

 

LOL