Cotter Posted May 16, 2017 Share Posted May 16, 2017 Darrel Whitaker, from Glenwood Springs in Colorado, claims a sasquatch attacked him and attempted to rape him while he was walking in the woods. The 57-year old man was walking to his hunting cabin on Sunday, to see if it had suffered any damage during the winter. All of a sudden, a large “gorilla-like” creature dropped from a tree in front of him punched him in the face. http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/colorado-hunter-claims-he-was-sexually-assaulted-by-a-sasquatch/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWWASAS Posted May 17, 2017 BFF Patron Share Posted May 17, 2017 Now that man either has a lot of guts to go public with that report or he is a fruitcake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airdale Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 Love the "authorities" statement. Darrel Whitaker is convinced that the creature who attacked him was a sasquatch, but the GSPD investigators say it’s more probable that the attacker is simply a particularly large and hairy man. So what's easier to believe, a sasquatch, or an 8 foot tall man with what look like 18 inch feet and heavy enough to sink an inch or so into the soil. Do they even realize what that sounds like. Not sure what to think about the print, but it doesn't look like the man's foot is sinking in at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWWASAS Posted May 18, 2017 BFF Patron Share Posted May 18, 2017 You don't believe what government tells you? I did hear about an encounter in California where the "victim" was attacked in his sleep by a amorous female BF who had her way with him. . I think MIB has heard the same story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MIB Posted May 18, 2017 Moderator Share Posted May 18, 2017 I can't tell that story without naming names ... which I best not do on the open form. PM comin'! MIB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWWASAS Posted May 18, 2017 BFF Patron Share Posted May 18, 2017 I think that wise for all to remain nameless. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incorrigible1 Posted May 18, 2017 Share Posted May 18, 2017 ::bent finger:: I did NOT have sexual relations with that cryptozoological creature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SWWASAS Posted May 18, 2017 BFF Patron Share Posted May 18, 2017 I still say maybe we have been using the wrong bait. If BF is so into sex with humans, both male and female, then peanut butter might not be the best bait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Beocat Posted May 30, 2017 Share Posted May 30, 2017 My husband sent me this post a while back to review on Facebook. I'm thinking this is a hoax. I performed a basic generic Internet search just on his name and Colorado. Even modified his name to have two l's. No luck. Can't find a matching general address (city and state) or anyone of his age and name on searches. If I can track myself down (and all the places I've lived) and people I occasionally talk to pop up as "relatives" when I search for myself, one would think this guy would too. I don't think the man he claims to be exists. If I can't avoid popping up on these "public info for a price" sites, then it is likely he cannot avoid it either. Still, unless someone contacts the Glenwood Springs PD, we won't know for sure. I'm filing this one in as a hoax for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norseman Posted May 31, 2017 Share Posted May 31, 2017 A particularly large man? Yah....I'd say so. No mid tarsal break though? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zman1967 Posted June 9, 2017 Share Posted June 9, 2017 I wander what his face looked like? 8 ft tall, 600-800lbs of weight, fist the size of grapefruit/cantelope? That must of really hurt and he is lucky every bone in his face wasn't broken. Maybe he had glasses on and the bigfoot took it easy on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiiawiwb Posted June 11, 2017 Share Posted June 11, 2017 On 5/17/2017 at 11:36 AM, SWWASAS said: Now that man either has a lot of guts to go public with that report or he is a fruitcake. Perhaps he's both? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MikeZimmer Posted June 17, 2017 Share Posted June 17, 2017 The site makes the National Enquirer look respectable. Look at the other articles. Either a joke site, or for a site for the extremely dim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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