Guest zenmonkey Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 In a class right now. Can't watch. What do you guys think?
See-Te-Cah NC Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 I haven't watched it. Should I, or is it not worth it? Avoid it. It's a waste of your life.
Guest zenmonkey Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 Lol I didn't hit refresh nvm guys. One of thes days we will get real proof
Guest MikeG Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 Tracker. Calling Tracker......... ...............We need some help here. Mike
Cisco Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 Wow! That much time for some monkeys that could have been filmed anywhere. I seem to have missed the Sasquatch and Skunk Apes? I'm not sure how; as we were promised very clear video that would blow us away? What really bothers me is that Fasano is going to claim that he delivered what was promised. However, calling those monkeys "swamp apes" is a complete misrepresentation.
Rockape Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 Well, I gave up after 15 minutes. The trackway is all I saw but it was nothing to get excited about. I didn't see any measurements of them but they could have well been made by some guy and his kid out walking. Some comments on the review posted earlier by BFSleuth Fasano waist no time in getting down to business from the opening sequence were you see animal mutilation and a primate climbing on a tree in the swamps (almost a dogman looking creature). That's called a monkey and they have lived wild in Florida for a long time now. There is also a tree knocking sequence that is clear and distinct Sounded like multiple gunshots to me. A sleeping Skunk Ape, a charging cryptid, and the original famous blinking eye video touted by FB/FB as the #9 best Bigfoot video of all times. Must have been after I turned off the video. The conclusion by Fasano is there are a variety of cryptid primates living and spreading in Florida. The conclusion by Rockape is that Fasano needs a swift kick in the rear. I have to admit, there is more in this 24 minutes then 24 episodes of FINDING BIGFOOT. I think that part is true. I have to wonder how much of a "bigfoot expert" Fasano is if he is the one who says "Bigfoot has been in Florida since 1985".
Guest Shaun Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 Commence the bashing... Is this guy a wind up merchant? C'mon, tell me he's not for real? This is some kind of parody, yes? A mocumentary? It's edited like some really bad 70s German porn film (from what I've been told about them, obviously I've never seen one....). That music is crazy. This is a joke, surely?
Guest Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 Ok, that was mostly a waste of time. The tracks were ok, but the stuff with the monkeys? Wonder which wildlife park or zoo they shot that at... Mulder, have you seen "Bigfoot: The Defenitive Guide?" The people on that show (which includes Jeff Medrum and many other biologists) say that back in the early 1900's, people kept chimps as pets in Florida, and when they got too big, thy jut let them go.
Rockape Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 Ok, that was mostly a waste of time. The tracks were ok, but the stuff with the monkeys? Wonder which wildlife park or zoo they shot that at... There are monkeys living wild in Florida and have for some time now. For over 70 years, rhesus monkeys have lived along the banks of the Silver River in Marion County. According to local legend, the monkeys were introduced into the area by a tour boat operator in the 1930s. Spotting the monkeys can be a highlight of canoe trips in the Silver River State Park, or during glass-bottomed boat tours at the adjacent Silver Springs theme park. The monkeys have lived a peaceful existence in the wild, but the State of Florida considers them to be “nonnative†and allows occasional trapping of monkeys.http://www.blog.animalrightsflorida.org/?p=1079
Guest OntarioSquatch Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 I should write a review Positives: Funny joke from the creepy guy about sinking in quicksand, nice footprints. Negatives: Annoying music, crappy video quality, old videos replayed, random monkeys in trees, blobsquatch at the end. Overall, failed to deliver what was promised.
TimB Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 I'm switching to my "Captain Obvious" persona now- If you found a primitive structure in the middle of the "green swamp" and thought you saw a leg sticking out that was attached to a skunk ape, wouldn't you attempt to get closer to verify this? Sad swindle it is. Tim
Guest MikeG Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 Mulder, have you seen "Bigfoot: The Defenitive Guide?" The people on that show (which includes Jeff Medrum and many other biologists) say that back in the early 1900's, people kept chimps as pets in Florida, and when they got too big, thy jut let them go. Those weren't chimps, they were vervets, macaques or maybe rhesus monkeys. Chimps are a whole different ball-game.......and they don't have a tail.
Cisco Posted August 20, 2012 Posted August 20, 2012 It gets better... He's actually selling copies of his video, for those interested, for $29.99! Not $30.00 folks....$29.99! And..... If you purchase now, RIGHT NOW; Tim will autograph your DVD and send along an honest to goodness sample of a "swamp rock." Not just a regular rock but a real "swamp rock!" And, if you think that's all, there's even more! The first five buyers will be registered to win a Swamp Ape adventure with Tim himself! All this for just $29.99! ....shipping not included
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