Guest Posted March 19, 2013 Posted March 19, 2013 (edited) You have no idea how hard I have had to resist to keep myself from making humorous responses to some of these posts. If they would loosen the rules up a bit, this place could be hilarious. Brock Lesnar? Swords? The fecal position? You couldn't make this stuff up. Edited March 19, 2013 by Irish73
Guest Posted March 21, 2013 Posted March 21, 2013 You have no idea how hard I have had to resist to keep myself from making humorous responses to some of these posts. If they would loosen the rules up a bit, this place could be hilarious. Brock Lesnar? Swords? The fecal position? You couldn't make this stuff up. Don't forget robots. Some of this has to be troll attempts.
Guest Posted March 21, 2013 Posted March 21, 2013 Techincally he was probably right....If an adult Chimp got a hold of you, whatever position you were in would probably become the fecal position..
Sunflower Posted March 21, 2013 Posted March 21, 2013 Irish73, Did you mean "fetal" position? Cause that other one you mentioned is just........
Guest Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 Sunflower, it was a bit of 'tongue in cheek' humor referring to post #44 and #48.
clubbedfoot Posted March 23, 2013 Posted March 23, 2013 i think of it this way....I wrestled in high school in Ohio against some of Ohio's best so I have some perspective of strength and athleticism for grappling and there is no way in hell a game human trained (mma or whatever) matches up in any favorable way with a chimp that is half the human's weight.....
Guest Posted March 24, 2013 Posted March 24, 2013 (edited) A mature mail chimp would tear apart the BEST MMA human in the world>>no contest. It would rip him to shreads. I'm assuming this is a WILD chimp with no inhibitions. Found this>>> The chimpanzee, one of the four species of great apes in the animal kingdom, is an extremely powerful animal. An adult male is approximately five times stronger than a male human being. Despite their use in motion pictures and circuses and their humanlike appearance, they can be extremely dangerous whether they intend it or not, simply because of their great strength. Read more: Chimpanzee Strength Facts | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/about_6669640_chimpanzee-strength.html#ixzz2OUhnNsPs Edited March 24, 2013 by ronn1
MarkGlasgow Posted March 24, 2013 Posted March 24, 2013 Not sure how this encounter came about but remarkable footage nonetheless...
Guest Posted March 25, 2013 Posted March 25, 2013 (edited) Whoa! Well...Gorilla tossed the chimp and if it wanted to, it could do a LOT more. No contest, Gorilla is FAR more competent. It depends on the aggressivenes of the animal. They were horsing around...chimp was having fun. Chimp vs Navy Seal LOL..chimp lost but he was doing it like a walk in park! Edited March 25, 2013 by ronn1
Guest poignant Posted March 25, 2013 Posted March 25, 2013 Sigh, that's a mature male tossing a smaller female/juvenile gorilla. Carry on.
Guest Posted March 25, 2013 Posted March 25, 2013 Sigh, that's a mature male tossing a smaller female/juvenile gorilla. Carry on. I was wondering what a chimp would be doing in a gorilla sanctuary...lol. Thanks .
Guest njjohn Posted March 25, 2013 Posted March 25, 2013 Yeah, I've been there. It's a great zoo if you want to practice wildlife photography. The gorilla house is separate from the chimp area. The chimps are actually on the other side of the building if I remember correctly. It's a pretty big primate facility.
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