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Why even bother discussing this topic in this forum when most here are attempting to reconcile this enigmatic figure in the first place. When I first saw one of the big ones (probably close to 10 ft), I said to myself "How in the hell can something that big run around in this forest without being seen or even leaving ridiculous track signs everywhere." I have experienced much more since then and know much more than I tell. I leave you with the question that came to my mind at that moment. All the other stuff is probably left to a special forum and not this one. This forum is a skeptic's forum and for those who demand evidence. Proving invisibility or telepathic control of one's senses to render invisibility will never be proved or believed. Why bother? Just stick to the I know nothing Colonel Klink line in here. You'll have a better chance of escaping the nice complements. Peace!

Top Ten Reasons Bigfoot don't kill Humans: 10: Because their fingers are too thick to fit in the trigger guard. 9: Because we are harder to field dress than the average deer. 8: Old Bigfoot-wives tale they believe: If you don't kill any humans, ZZ Top will keep touring. 7: They'd love to, but have you tried to get a tag for humans lately? You get strange looks, and ordered to leave. 6: Bigfoots are scared of ghosts, and human ghosts appear in the mid-900 nanometer range. 5: Because we taste like chicken McNuggets. 4: Bigfoot would rather be "knocking", if you know what I mean. 3: Because we smell worse on the inside than we do on the outside. 2: Look at 'em! You can tell they are just a bunch of long-haired pacifist hippies! And the number one reason Bigfoot don't kill Humans: 1: They have gone to the woods to chew bubblegum & kick ass. And they aren't out of bubblegum yet.