While proof of the Big Man is just around the corner, I have been pondering on how to take advantage of such a discovery.
I have questioned my morals and came to the conclusion that, I should be the first to start a pay site of Sasquatchian porn. To all of my friends in this forum,
I will be changing my call sign to Pimpsquatch. Please do not think of stealing my idea, as I have already mailed my idea, to myself (Poor Mans Patent !)
Think of the possibilities......
1) Adult Toys ( Squatchanator 2000) or blow up (Yetti betty)
will keep you wood knocking at all hours.
2) Fragrance ( Yowie wowwy!)
Did you know that Skunk oil is an ingrediant in most toiletries?
3) Sports drink (SAS) -------> Thirsty ? put some SAS in your A%s!
4) Even liquid paper (Squatch out) DNA cant prove it was there.
Regards,
Maximus