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If he was doing what he loved to do then it was not a waste.

The other day was nice here in Oregon, so I went out and did some footin. I set a blind up with my thermal facing behind my truck to watch for anything trying to sneek up on me. At night I got in the back of my truck and opened a window and listened. I must of fell asleep because I woke up and looked at the monitor. I saw two BF heat signatures going from tree to tree coming closer too me. I thought that was awesome and just watched the monitor. Then the thermal started moving and a heat signature of a huge hand moved in front of it. Then I felt that eerie feeling of something outside the open window watching me and I heard a spooky sound. Then I really woke up. The whole thing was a dream or was it? I listened and I could hear heavy footfalls that ended up being my heartbeat. Then I got real dizzy and felt nauchus. I thought what the hell. First I have a BF dream and now I'm being zapped. I must be reading the BF Forum too much. After about half an hour of lying in the fecal position I heard that spooky sound that woke me up and it didn't come from outside. It was in the canopy with me! I felt better, so I don't think I was being zapped. I think it was just a fart that got caught crossways. I hate it when that happens. Has this happened to anyone else?

Surely the answer lies at the bottom of the box of twinkies. Puhlease indulge us yur epiphany

Don't worry bff'ers, I speak 420ese. Doood! Don't be harshing the mellow . Share a little love with all your brothers and sisters under the sun. This is totes like when yur tryin to shred the gnar and some flatlander boguses you out. Be a bro, bro. Pass the dutchie to the left hand side. c'mon now.