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When they die, do they go to the old (incorrect notion) idea of an "elephant graveyard?" Is that why no bodies are found? I'm not asking about fossils, although that presents an entirely whole new set of problems. Since no one is capable of capturing a decent photo/video except for a couple of cowboys, some nigh-on fifty years ago, and since no "habituators" are capable of producing anything other than blobsquatch photos, and since secreted, camouflaged game cams are deemed anathema to the creatures in order to explain why they're not captured on said game cams, those "in the know", who've witnessed the creatures are forced to ascribe "forest ninja" skills to the creatures, in order to explain why they remain undiscovered. Oh, and some firmly believe they're somehow other-than-physical creatures, capable of dimension-jumping skills, or that they are mental giants that cloud men's minds (or was that The Shadow?) Aye, yi yi yi. The mental gymnastic contortions necessary to keep the creature in the unknown, even though they regularly visit suburban Chicago, are enough to cause one to go cross-eyed.

^^ That would be about as correct as most of your conclusions so far. Hopefully your record will improve with time.