First of all, I again state up front that I have no intention to offensively shoot a sasquatch, but I also openly state that I have no qualms about shooting a Homo sapien in defense of my life and safety, so will double that lack of emotion regarding the shooting of a mythical creature of unknown species that modern science and government at all levels so refuses to acknowledge that they won’t even invest a dime to validate. In short, their silly ordinances aren’t even adequate to wipe my brown butt crack. I’ll leave that carcass to rot, if that’s what they demand, then reveal the locations of skeletized hand, foot, and scull in my final instructions opened after my future death.
Secondly, if I did shoot one offensively and turn its carcass over to who I damned well pleased, I’d look forward to dealing with those murder charges in a court of law. I have a few more things to say about those who’d pass such BS laws, then knowingly ignore thousand pound ape men wandering about on public lands that they’re supposed to be managing for public recreation.
Hell, come to think about it, I suddenly want to shoot a sasquatch, just for kicks and grins.........