Yeah, and there was a Siberian tiger roaming suburbia in Malibu some time back. Crazy, but it happened. Unlike sasquatch reports, once the dogcatcher saw the footprints, he called in the police, and in a few days, they shot it dead.
Yeah, but it wouldn't be a sasquatch. It would be a chimp. And if you called the authorities and told them that a sasquatch stuck its head out looking at you, they'd be joking about it for years. Tell them that a chimp poked his head out, and they'd be on it like the 101st Airborne Division.
That's how it works.