That flavor is just too sweet. I'd prefer the unsweetened flavors and add my own sweeteners to taste, thanks.
I'm not claiming that wolves don't exist. I'm simply ignoring the silly little boy. I've had numerous encounters with wolves, and I treasure each one. I'm not afraid of them, even though I want my sidearm at hand when encountering them.
The Patty moment I want is a personal one, but I'll take a good video from somebody else. I'll pass on the promises, though. Been there, done that too many times to fall for that game again.