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Guest ChrisBFRPKY
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Maybe you could leave a brightly colored hand grenade in a tree. Then just follow the sound of the explosion? Chris B.

Edited to add: I shouldn't have said that, it's a terrible thing to do, but possible results could be had.

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Easter isn't till next month. Interesting idea for the Egg Hunt tho. :blink:

Guest gershake
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Easter isn't till next month. Interesting idea for the Egg Hunt tho. :blink:

Reminds me of Stephen King's "it". :D

Guest Blackdog
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Thank you, Vilnoori. If a chimp can do it, there's no reason why a much more intelligent, hairy person can't.

Sure why not?

Lighting the cigarette is another issue. How do you suppose your bigfoot do that?

If they can light a cigarette on their own that means they have mastered fire. Do they have bon fires too, or do they keep their fire making skills secret only to be used for lighting smokes and doobies? B)

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Maybe you could leave a brightly colored hand grenade in a tree. Then just follow the sound of the explosion? Chris B.

I don't want to be guilty of answering another post that isn't directed to me, but if it was... <_<:angry:

Guest gershake
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If it could steal a cigarette, it could steal a lighter couldn't it?

EDIT: @Blackdog

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Lighting the cigarette is another issue. How do you suppose your bigfoot do that?

If they can light a cigarette on their own that means they have mastered fire. Do they have bon fires too, or do they keep their fire making skills secret only to be used for lighting smokes and doobies? B)

I wouldn't know. They may have mastered a lot of stuff that we aren't aware of.

Guest Blackdog
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If it could steal a cigarette, it could steal a lighter couldn't it?

EDIT: @Blackdog

Seriously? :ph34r:

Guest Blackdog
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I wouldn't know. They may have mastered a lot of stuff that we aren't aware of.

If you believe they smoke cigarettes you must believe they know how to light them.

How do you believe they light their smokes?

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Guest gershake
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Is it so outlandish to think that if it could steal a cigarette, it could steal a lighter??

Guest Blackdog
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Then they would have to learn how to use a lighter.

Most lighters sold in the US have safety features, that means they would have to learn to defeat the safety features too.

Do you think that's possible?

And yes, I think it's outlandish that they would steal cigarettes and smoke them.

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Guest gershake
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Then they would have to learn how to use a lighter.

Most lighters sold in the US have safety features, that means they would have to learn to defeat the safety features too.

Do you think that's possible?

I have no idea! I'm looking for explanations as much as the next person...

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Maybe you could leave a brightly colored hand grenade in a tree. Then just follow the sound of the explosion? Chris B.

Edited to add: I shouldn't have said that, it's a terrible thing to do, but possible results could be had.

Well, it's better than a claymore :lol:

Guest Blackdog
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I have no idea! I'm looking for explanations as much as the next person...

What's the most logical explanation? That's probably the right one.

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If you believe they smoke cigarettes you must believe they know how to light them.

How do you believe they light their smokes?

I assume they have a lighter. Nobody uses matches anymore.

Or maybe they make fire come out of their fingertips. (Sarcasm again.)

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