Guest DWA Posted January 23, 2014 Posted January 23, 2014 ^^^"If the drumsticks do not separate immediately try this easy method..."
dmaker Posted January 23, 2014 Posted January 23, 2014 Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase " @$^#ing the pooch"
Bonehead74 Posted January 23, 2014 Posted January 23, 2014 Yep, I'll go one better ( or worse ). I had a Turkish/Cypriot friend when I was younger and it was common knowledge and public that his Dad as a teen back in Northern Cyprus used to have a Chicken ( or multiple chickens, I never worked that part out ) that he used to have that kind of intereaction with. I would venture a guess that they were a single-use item.
BobbyO Posted January 23, 2014 SSR Team Posted January 23, 2014 Yeah thinking about it Bonehead, you're probably right.
JDL Posted January 23, 2014 Posted January 23, 2014 Maybe sometime I'll tell the story about the three Iraqi's, the sheep, and the big blue dumptruck. True story on Highway 1 to Basra during the first Gulf War. ^No Bigfoot in that one, Dmaker. And then there is the fact that two of the 9-11 Hijackers were treated in Florida for cutaneous anthrax on their legs in June 2001.
Incorrigible1 Posted January 23, 2014 Posted January 23, 2014 Hey, that bigfoot was only helping the mare over the fence.
Guest DWA Posted January 23, 2014 Posted January 23, 2014 "I've learned things on the BFF...that can't be found in books." [with apologies to Gil Scott-Heron]
dmaker Posted January 23, 2014 Posted January 23, 2014 (edited) I've learned in this thread that bigfeets prefer bovine over beaver. In related news: Canadian Cows Launch " No Means No" Campaign. Edited January 23, 2014 by dmaker
JDL Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 So the chatter in the woodline is likely a group of adolescent squatch admiring the Holstein with markings that look like a French maid's outfit?
Incorrigible1 Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 By using their powers of telepathy and infrasound, the bigfoots are able to convince livestock their advances are welcome. Darn those pesky, troublesome bigfoot!
bipedalist Posted January 24, 2014 BFF Patron Posted January 24, 2014 Maybe sometime I'll tell the story about the three Iraqi's, the sheep, and the big blue dumptruck. True story on Highway 1 to Basra during the first Gulf War. ^No Bigfoot in that one, Dmaker. And then there is the fact that two of the 9-11 Hijackers were treated in Florida for cutaneous anthrax on their legs in June 2001. Guarantee you there weren't any saddles or stirrups on those sheep that the hijackers got ahold of....... apparently training to fly jets without knowing how to land them is stressful.
hiflier Posted January 24, 2014 Posted January 24, 2014 Hello All, Whatabuncha miscreants! You folks outa be asham........OOPS. Sorry wrong thread. (Tee-Hee)
Hammer102492 Posted February 3, 2014 Posted February 3, 2014 Oh heck. I've learned a lot here. This place saved my sanity when crazy stuff started happening here. Thank you to all who have posted and shared advice. Long live BFF!
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